Do You Smell Rotten EGGS?!?

Grampy thought that boiled eggs sounded pretty good for lunch, so he decided to boil about 15 eggs. Then the distraction came...went outside....seen something needed to be painted that very moment....What eggs are boiling while i'm outside? Toto...the neighbors dog, Grampy's friend started barking, kept barking wanting him to go out front to see something. He went out nothing was there, so he went back to work....damn yappy dog! Here she comes again barking really trying to get his attention this time, so he goes and looks again this time she's on the porch barking. He opens the door to let her in and all he could say is "what smells like rotten eggs?" He had forgotten that he had eggs boiling.....for over TWO HOURS now. They had exploded and were all over the wall, fridge and floor, He said that after he got everything cleaned up he had to go find something else for lunch. We laughed so hard!!!! He is so funny he said that it was Mom's fault because she had told him that she had boiled eggs earlier in the week and he thought that they sounded good. He cracks us up!!! ( no punt intended)